Poems Of The Peculiar

WHEN THE FAT UNICORNS ARE YOUNG AND FULL OF JUICY SCROTUM SAP

Then is the moment when they hold more scrotum sap than at any other time in their short pitiful life.

And this is when my many harvesting machines go to work.

The unicorn is harvested–slowly and cautiously so that every single slop of scrotum sap and it’s exquisite “salty” flavour is drained comprehensively.

Most days this results in a very satisfactory yield.

Each unicorn is expected to produce 9,898 pints while it is is held captive.

Poetry books that have the flavoured essence of the juicy unicorn scrotum sap soaked into the pages themselves must be worth more than 5000 poems from practically any other poet.

We could promise you that none of the flavour of the sap can escape during the publishing process.

Adam Bromhead’s writing is the equivalent to brewing 600 pints an hour of unicorn scrotum sap and an additional quart of fairy bladder extract---99% more than any other poet.

Poems of the Peculiar packs in more macabre moments than most other volumes of poetry. Here’s a Quick A-Z of what you’ll discover inside this curious little volume…

Drowning Gingerbread Man

History of Marriage

Humpty Dumpty’s Curious Adventure

Little Cottage Cheese

Quincybloots – A Surrealistic Adventure

Romeo and Juliet get Covid 19

About this eBook:

– 14 Pages –

– 14 Original Works –

– 1 Dead Gingerbread Man –

Price: $1.00 and an ounce of ground Unicorn horn.

Best read behind closed doors and jealously guarded from the prying eyes of your family and friends.

You’ll enjoy this rare blend of poems. Even if you have unicorn allergies.

So get a copy for your sexy self right now because surely it’ll feel wonderfully rewarding to browse through Bromhead’s poems and enjoy the exquisite experience immediately. It’s almost as good as snorting freshly ground unicorn’s horn on a delicate bed of snipped fairy wings.

Poems of the Peculiar

“These poems are as fresh and tasty

as the delicate dung droppings of dolphins!”

Now is the time to discover an exhilarating new writer who’s mischievous shadow peeps over your bookshelves.

Then, in the gathering dark, pregnant unicorns begin chewing the pages that make up his brilliant book.

Pages made from just the tiniest, youngest, most tender fairies that find their way into your garden from time to time.

Blood drenched fairy wings have been carefully wrung into the making of this book.

Numerous fairies and unicorns were expertly slaughtered to produce every copy of Bromhead’s Poetry.

From the very moment these audaciously absurd poems are pushed from the pen of this poet, depravity is the dominant feature of the dozens of doodlings until the poems in all their putridity are poured out onto the pages of your book.

And when intensifying pleasure greets your senses on dipping into Bromhead’s Poetry for the very first time, you will appreciate how this purring poet holds you close, irresistibly close.

Author’s Musings

I poured my heart and soul into preparing this sample pack of poems.

Dished up in this wafer thin volume (a mere fourteen pages) are generous portions of word wizardry, modulated mayhem and linguistic lunacy.

Every page you read is sure to fully titillate your senses.

As you read, you’ll sink deeply into the pages getting comfortable in the luxurious landscape of my fondest creations. And by the time you breathlessly reach the last page, you will definitely want to start harvesting your own unicorn scrotums.